June 2013
“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself”
—Simone de Beauvoir (via xo-skeleton)
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
what if you had to sing that after every orgasam
May 2013
guess what
I got my first debit card woot
GUESS WHO GOT EMPLOYED TODAY
- me